MIKE DAWSON & 1993 GEO TRACKER CONVERSION
Work done by Mike Dawson
not a doctor, but should be a doctor of mechanics.
Operating under the name of: Dr. Winchwrench.
This is a major operation that can create a whole new experience for you and your automobile. That is, one that will run on just electricity for energy.
First you must select a proper cadaver, one that is not obese, light weight and small in size, so that it will survive the operation without complications.
I this case Dr. Winchwrench chose a 1993 Geo Tracker that had a bad heart and angina (IC engine). (Purchase price, $450.00)
STEP BY STEP OPERATIONAL PROCEEDURE
STEP 1: THE HEART OF THE CAR TRANSPLANT.
Removal of the old heart: (the IC engine) which was choked and died along with other complication. The parts were just too worn out and not repairable.
This wll make plenty of room for new electric operated heart with pacemakers. (Batteries)
Note: it is not necessary to restart the old heart and the subject can not move.
STEP 2: REMOVAL OF THE LIFE BLOOD SUPPLY:
The gas, gas tank, filters, pumps and oil are no longer needed. This lightens the subject considerably.
STEP 3: REMOVAL OF THE INTAKE AND EXHAUST SYSTEM.
Breathing aids and filters are no longer needed for the survival of the subject along with loud coughing, wheezing sound and expelling noxious smells.
STEP 4: REMOVAL OF THE COOLING SYSTEM.
This is not needed, as the subject will no longer gets too hot or cold and lightens it considerably.
STEP 5: INSTALLING A NEW HEART. (THE ELECTRIC ENGINE)
Attaching the life lines (Electric connectors) and bolting up was complicated but easy when properly fitted.
STEP 6: INSTALLING CONTROLLER AND RELATED PARTS.
This made the new heart work properly.
STEP 7: INSTALLING 10 NEW PACEMAKERS (BATTERIES-120 VOLTS)
The hard part of this operation was coordinating the pace makers to run the heart properly.
NOTE: The oparation was an excellent success, and there is no energy or cooling requirements from here forward.
The subject should live for many years.
THE ONLY REQUIREMENTS IS PERIODIC ELECTRIC REJUVENATION (PLUG IN) TO CHARGE THE PACEMAKERS.
TOTAL OPERATION COST INCLUDING THE PRICE OF THE CADAVER: $8.700.00
THE SUBJECT IS PAYING ME MONTHLY FROM THE MONEY SAVED BY NOT PAYING FOR GAS, OIL AND REPAIRE PARTS.
DR WINCHWRENCH
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